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... and the Start of Hard Times To Come. A writing (time wasting) diary by Tom Watts. This is the scrapbook of a writer who should be writing his novel. If you like great poetry avoid this other blog.

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    My submissions to the Splice mail art project.
 
My friend Ruben is undergoing treatment for relapsed Hodgkins Lymphoma at the John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford, which began in the month of January, 2010. The Splice project has been set up to try to provide a distraction from the situation for Ruben. The project aims to display all of its submissions in an exhibition after the April 30th deadline.
The project is open to submissions from the entire planet!. Click here to get to the Splice website.

    My submissions to the Splice mail art project.

    My friend Ruben is undergoing treatment for relapsed Hodgkins Lymphoma at the John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford, which began in the month of January, 2010. The Splice project has been set up to try to provide a distraction from the situation for Ruben. The project aims to display all of its submissions in an exhibition after the April 30th deadline.

    The project is open to submissions from the entire planet!. Click here to get to the Splice website.

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    I’ve just committed some menial work and now I’m suffering from Doherty fingers.

    I’ve just committed some menial work and now I’m suffering from Doherty fingers.

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    David Foster Wallace Archive Acquired by Harry Ransom Center

    Correspondance, heavily annotated novels, hand-written manuscripts, poetry, juvenilia…

    A dream for fans of the writer.

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    peach fine hair

    But he’ Last coronation

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    from inch is quite in Iri and.
    From crown, he’
    In gluteus area; s approximately
    1 quarter inches for a long…
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    Jonathan Franzen’s ten tips for writers.

    From the Guardian.

    1 The reader is a friend, not an adversary, not a spectator.

    2 Fiction that isn’t an author’s personal adventure into the frightening or the unknown isn’t worth writing for anything but money.

    3 Never use the word “then” as a conjunction – we have “and” for this purpose. Substituting “then” is the lazy or tone-deaf writer’s non-solution to the problem of too many “ands” on the page.

    4 Write in the third person unless a really distinctive first-person voice offers itself irresistibly.

    5 When information becomes free and universally accessible, voluminous research for a novel is devalued along with it.

    6 The most purely autobiographical fiction requires pure invention. Nobody ever wrote a more auto biographical story than “The Meta morphosis”.

    7 You see more sitting still than chasing after.

    8 It’s doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction.

    9 Interesting verbs are seldom very interesting.

    10 You have to love before you can be relentless.

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    & our caucus

    & after bound

    ing by the black ()
    hooks
    i caught a second
    ary invasion of ex
    creble portent
    this was the six
    eties & we had
    the newest tech
    nology .

    i was ghost .
    fifty feet hi
    gh in the air .
    all…
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    The Ducktators

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    blackandwtf:

via Danny.

    blackandwtf:

    via Danny.

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    Through a miracle of physical stamina Sinclair made it to the age of 66. More tragic than any shortage of years was the loss of productivity, the absence of joy.
    Upton Sinclair on the early death of novelist Sinclair Lewis due to alcoholism.

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    I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn’t want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.
    Jack London from John Barleycorn, 1913

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    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    I was thinking about people being ecstatically happy in the morning, so I wrote this tune. I hope you like it.

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    Do you like having things? I like having things. And old people’s furniture.

    Do you like having things? I like having things. And old people’s furniture.

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    Two authors try to catch agent Judith Murray’s eye in idiotic manner.

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    This is the most literal record cover ever made.

    This is the most literal record cover ever made.

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