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Oh wow! Its another shit band from Brooklyn I’m supposed to think are brilliant. When I read a review that states a band are from Brooklyn, New York (which is a veiled…
flowering Chinese cabbage | my growing | vegetable heart
wondered through the burn | ing stomach & focus | the mind
because it is coming | the rest of everything | tightly…
The bastardised love child of reclusive navelwave maestro […] and MC Pikachu, legendry hypeman for Amsterdam ‘tardcore outfit Skullfunkerzzz, Zoink Donk! are the pioneering…
Hampstead is not often thought of as a hot bed of musical activity but the recent emergence of trustafarian guffawcore outfits such as I Simply Must Have A Pony and Fa Fa Fa Fa…
Along with Hitler & The Nasties, Slick Lizard, Alabama’s The Minaretss are the finest essayists of the git-wave sub genre of shit-wave. Mainly dealing with the themes of hate,…
Whatever ever happened to Mullet Conspiracy? The faux-German five piece’s 2001 debut, Nietzsche Is My Homeboy, was an odyssey of neo krautrock existentialism and Aryan prog…
The intentional homonym in the title of this album is typical of the themes throughout. Duality, obscureness and holes. Track The Whole Of The Hole deals with the subject in most…
Duchess Wah Wah is a hot piece of ass. I’m telling you man, she’s got a rack and a half and legs that go AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way up. The provocative album cover of…
Ever since dubstep went over ground, I have prided myself on my ability to seriously hate on a music I once described as ‘like getting a blowjob from Baywatch-era Pamela…
Sexwee? are my new favourite band. Ever since I partied with (lead singer) Osama Sexwee and (beatboxer) Lil’ Adolf Sexwee backstage after their triumphant gig at Camden’s…
Do you remember Nu Rave?
I certainly do. Upon hearing about the rumored resurgence of rave music, I immediately got on eBay and bought any old crap that called itself dance…
Unlike The Pothole Legacy, Cambridge’s Arctic Shelf can claim to be breaking out of the underground and setting course for open seas. Previous EP, Spagnola Sunrise Starry…
