Arsène Wenger has kicked off his summer trolley grab with the ironical and self-parodying signing of 15-year-old Cheltenham youngster Jamie Edge, a 15-year-old Swiss centre-half called Martin Angham, and a four-year-old holding midfielder from Gabon who, besides being the hottest infant-stage prodigy in West-Central Africa, can also recite the entire alphabet. One of these is possibly made up.